*busily shuffling paper around on the desk, looks up as the door opens*
“Hello, take a seat.”
*Whilst shaking hands*
“So, first of all I would like to ask… How would you consider yourself a valuable asset to our company?
“I’m good with mental arithmetic, I have some computer skills and- *Humpty Dumpty ringtone is coming from Character B and interrupts him*
“Is that Humpty Dumpty??”
*Gets up from chair and leaves*